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Llama - Computer comic

2019-04-07T15:27:03Z

Winamp - it really whips the llama's ass!

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F1 - Programmer Comic

2019-04-03T22:05:59Z

Why did the programmer drown?... Because he shouted "F1! F1!" and no one could understand him.

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Attack Vectors - Programming Comic

2019-03-30T20:53:24Z

Real hacker's attack vectors are normalized.

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Incognito - Web developer Comic

2019-03-24T18:36:26Z

How do you know when you're really in incognito mode? ... Your browser turns into a Word document.

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Java Cafe - Coding Joke

2019-03-22T21:33:52Z

The programmer forgot to update Java, so he went to the coffee shop to get a fresh one.

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Newspaper - Web developer Comic

2019-03-20T19:50:18Z

We sent a web developer to the store to get The Times newspaper. He came back with The Times New Roman.

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Virus - Computer Comic

2019-03-19T15:19:01Z

Why did the computer keep sneezing?... It had a virus!

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Cookie Monster - Web Browser Joke

2019-03-18T11:47:03Z

Cookie Monster loves browser cookies.

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Don Knuth vs Doug McIlroy - Programming Joke

2019-03-14T13:43:45Z

Literate programming vs shell one-liners. Who will win?!

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Sweet Home - web developer joke

2019-03-13T14:29:43Z

127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1.

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Full Stack Development - Programming Joke

2019-03-12T11:36:06Z

Front end vs back end.

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Life - Computer Joke

2019-03-08T13:35:33Z

I had a life once. Now I have a computer.

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Home Sweet Home - Web developer joke

2019-03-07T16:35:41Z

~ sweet ~

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SEO Couple - Web Developer Joke

2019-03-04T11:05:36Z

A SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.

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Pablo Picasso - Computers Joke

2019-03-02T07:32:30Z

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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Air Conditioners - Computer Joke

2019-02-28T05:13:59Z

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

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SEO Expert - Web developer joke

2019-02-27T05:14:43Z

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, inn, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, beer, alcohol...

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Times New Roman - Programming Joke

2019-02-25T06:31:07Z

Web developers keep confusing The Times newspaper with the Times New Roman font.

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Designer and Text Editor - Computer Joke

2019-02-22T23:03:58Z

How do you generate a random string? ... Put a web designer in front of VIM and tell him to save and exit.

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Starting a New Project - Programming Joke

2019-02-21T20:34:21Z

Expectation vs. reality.

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How Jeff Bezos Bought Whole Foods - Web developer joke

2019-02-20T00:01:46Z

Jeff Bezos: "Alexa, buy me berries from Whole Foods!" Alexa: "Ok, Jeff, I just bought Whole Foods."

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Front End vs Back End - Web developer Joke

2019-02-18T21:18:33Z

Day vs night.

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Parenthesis - Programming Joke

2019-02-17T00:05:05Z

Scheme programming hide and seek championship.

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Browsing History - Web developer joke

2019-02-14T19:09:14Z

An empty Internet browser is an automatic admission of guilt.

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Bad Vision - Programming Joje

2019-02-11T20:30:41Z

Why do Java developers wear glasses? ... Because they don't C#.

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Apple Pie - Programming Joke

2019-02-09T17:05:17Z

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the Universe.

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Hobbyte - Programming Joke

2019-02-08T11:10:12Z

There are eight hobbits in a hobbyte.

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No Sleep - Programming Joke

2019-02-06T14:04:22Z

4:04 AM. Sleep not found.

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Front End vs Back End - Programming Joke

2019-02-05T18:37:40Z

Modern Web Development.

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Art of Debugging - Programming Joke

2019-02-04T17:42:22Z

Debugging is the art of extracting the needles from the haystack.

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Grandpa - Computer Joke

2019-02-03T09:32:16Z

My grandpa never got to experience the Internet. Not because he was too old, but because he used Internet Explorer.

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Nordic - Computer Joke

2019-02-01T17:30:55Z

What do you call a programmer from Sweden?... A Nerdic!

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Needle in the Haystack - Programming Joke

2019-01-31T17:03:56Z

Debugging is like finding a needle in the haystack.

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Cows - Programming Joke

2019-01-30T16:25:45Z

Greek cows say μ.

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Programming Championship - Programming Joke

2019-01-28T14:08:33Z

C++ hide and seek championship.

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Peter Pan - Computer Joke

2019-01-26T14:24:37Z

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

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Happy Holidays - Programming Joke

2019-01-24T16:43:29Z

Merry browserful Christmas and Happy browserful New Year 2017!

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ASCII a Question - Computer Joke

2019-01-23T07:04:22Z

ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

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Π's Self Portrait - Math Joke

2019-01-22T18:39:04Z

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510...

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Question - Programming Joke

2019-01-20T10:44:38Z

ASCII a silly question, get a silly ANSI.

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Robots - Computer Joke

2019-01-19T22:06:38Z

Two robots meet. The first robot asks, "Are you ill?" The second robot replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."

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Tom and Jerry - Programming Joke

2019-01-18T10:52:00Z

DOM and jQuery.

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Baby - Computer Joke

2019-01-17T00:11:51Z

We'd like to name him James. That names is already taken! Try James375 or James2099.

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EA Games - Programming Joke

2019-01-16T01:13:22Z

EA Programming Team

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Chemistry - CSS Pun Joke

2019-01-14T23:39:38Z

.periodic { display: table }

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CEO of Browserling - Programming Joke

2019-01-13T19:24:16Z

The only person awake at 3am.

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International Olympiad in Informatics - Programming Joke

2019-01-11T23:22:27Z

How do programming champions start their programs?... int result[500000];

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Devops Guy - Computer Joke

2019-01-10T17:20:55Z

What did the devops guy say?... Let's run Docker in Vagrant on EC2. Fifteen minute deploys are OK!

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Printer - Computer Joke

2019-01-09T21:23:48Z

What did the typographer say to the printer who wouldn't stop talking?... Get to the point!

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Pisa Tower CSS - Web developer Joke

2019-01-08T22:41:28Z

#pisa-tower { font-style: italic; }

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Rome - Programming Joke

2019-01-04T20:03:21Z

Two fonts meet in Rome. One asks, "Are you a Roman, too?" "No," the other responds, "but I'm an Italic!"

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F5 - Programming Joke

2019-01-01T17:57:19Z

How do programmers order for refreshments?... They press F5!

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Burgers - Computer Joke

2018-12-30T20:16:51Z

How do coders like their burgers?... With chips!

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Vegas - Computer Joke

2018-12-28T22:46:31Z

Web design is a lot like Vegas. What happens below the fold stays below the fold.

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Daemon - Programming Joke

2018-12-27T20:35:23Z

There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence.

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Astronomy - Computer Joke

2018-12-24T21:03:51Z

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

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Computers - Programming Joke

2018-12-23T20:40:33Z

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

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Ada Lovelace - Computer Joke

2018-12-18T17:45:21Z

Happy Ada Lovelace day!

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Linux Party - Programming Joke

2018-12-17T18:24:41Z

Happy 26th birthday, Linux!

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Great Hackers - Programmer Joke

2018-12-15T15:52:32Z

What you thought great hackers look like vs. what they really are like.

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Archimedes - Computer Joke

2018-12-14T17:11:53Z

Give me the command line and I shall move the world.

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Needle Stack - Computer Joke

2018-12-11T13:33:09Z

Software debugging is like finding the hay in the needle stack.

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Expectation vs Reality - Programming Joke

2018-12-10T16:40:18Z

It's always harder than you think.

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Room 404 - Web developer Joke

2018-12-07T19:40:13Z

Web developers always have trouble finding room 404.

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Browser War - Web developer Joke

2018-12-04T13:17:31Z

The never ending war.

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Modern Web Development - Programming Joke

2018-12-03T13:48:38Z

Front End vs Back End.

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Building Material - Programming Joke

2018-12-02T11:28:20Z

Lisp isn't a language, it's a building material.

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Internet Exploder - Web developer Joke

2018-11-26T20:26:54Z

Everyone's preferred browser.

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John McCarthy - Programming Joke

2018-11-24T22:40:17Z

The creator.

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Psychopath - Computer Joke

2018-11-18T20:30:06Z

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

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Debugging - Programming Joke

2018-11-16T20:06:41Z

Removing the needles from the haystack.

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Internet Explorer - Web developer Joke

2018-11-14T21:23:22Z

#ie { break-inside: auto; }

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Chrome - Web developer Joke

2018-11-12T21:15:11Z

The hungriest browser.

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Grace Hopper - Computer Joke

2018-11-11T21:56:54Z

Light travels 1 foot in 1 nanosecond.

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Boom, Tetris for Jeff! - Computer Joke

2018-11-03T23:53:47Z

Boom! Tetris for Jonas!

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Winners - Programming Joke

2018-11-02T23:55:19Z

LISP programming hide and seek championship.

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Alan Turing - Computer Joke

2018-10-30T12:08:10Z

Debugging programs on infinite tapes isn't easy.

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Programmer (noun) - Programming Joke

2018-10-28T21:12:14Z

A machine that turns coffee into code.

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Eight Bytes - Programming Joke

2018-10-25T18:43:50Z

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The barman asks, "Can I get you anything?" The bytes reply, "Yeah, make us a double!"

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Viking - Programming Joke

2018-10-23T14:38:22Z

What do you call a programmer from Finland?... A Nerdic!

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Titanic and Iceberg - web developer joke

2018-10-21T17:33:10Z

#titanic { position: absolute; bottom: 0; } .iceberg { display: block; }

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After New Year's Party - Web developer Joke

2018-10-19T12:18:08Z

Partying with browsers is a bad idea.

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Merry Christmas - Programming Joke

2018-10-17T23:04:46Z

Merry browsery Christmas and Happy browsery New Year 2017!

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Hide and Seek - Programming Joke

2018-10-12T13:15:38Z

Programming hide and seek championship.

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Browser Wars - Web developer Joke

2018-10-11T00:11:55Z

Only the strong survive.

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Jon 'maddog' Hall - Computer Joke

2018-10-05T13:18:37Z

UNIX - LIVE FREE OR DIE

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Love Story - Web designer Joke

2018-10-03T22:15:26Z

PS. I love you!

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ASCII/ANSI - Computer Joke

2018-10-02T23:24:31Z

ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

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Minecraft - Computer Joke

2018-10-01T11:16:47Z

#minecraft { display: block; }

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DOM and jQuery - Web Joke

2018-09-24T15:52:35Z

Tom and Jerry.

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Self Portrait - Programming Joke

2018-09-20T16:13:53Z

2.71828182845904523536028747135266249775724709369995...

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Hammer - Computer Joke

2018-09-19T13:02:20Z

When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

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Bytes - Computer Joke

2018-09-18T13:54:41Z

Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, "Are you ill?" The second byte replies, "No, just feeling a bit off."

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Baby - Computer Joke

2018-09-17T11:42:05Z

We'd like to name him Peter. That names is already taken! Try Peter375 or Peter2099.

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Lego - CSS Pun Joke

2018-09-15T14:00:17Z

.lego { display: block; }

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Opera - Web developer Joke

2018-09-14T14:28:53Z

Internet Explorer is one of the slowest tools for downloading Opera.

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Mendeleev - CSS Pun Joke

2018-09-12T12:56:18Z

.periodic { display: table; }

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Threads - Programming Joke

2018-09-10T17:42:13Z

Knock knock! Race condition. Who's there?!

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Tux Party - Computer Joke

2018-09-08T11:57:04Z

Happy 25th Birthday, Linux!

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Ghost - Web developer Joke

2018-09-06T14:15:52Z

.ghost { color: white; opacity: 0.1; }

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3AM - Programmer Joke

2018-09-05T12:48:36Z

Programmers are the only people awake at 3am.

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Drowning Web Designer - Web developer Joke

2018-08-29T22:03:07Z

Why did the programmer drown?... Because he shouted "F1! F1!" and no one could understand him.

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Coffee - Programming Joke

2018-08-29T19:35:35Z

Coffee in, code out.

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Candy Programming Principle - Programming Joke

2018-08-26T03:42:21Z

Best code is written applying candy in, code out (CICO) principle.

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Punch Cards - Computer Joke

2018-08-19T00:05:38Z

FORTRAN programming class.

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Big Bang - CSS Pun Joke

2018-08-15T17:28:11Z

#big-bang::before { content: ""; }

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Ship - Web development Joke

2018-08-12T21:23:57Z

Front end vs Back end.

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Internet Explorer - Web developer joke

2018-08-06T10:14:51Z

The only thing Internet Explorer is good for is downloading Firefox.

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Ninja - Web developer joke

2018-08-03T17:07:05Z

.ninja{visibility: hidden; color: black;}

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Europe - Web developer joke

2018-07-29T12:11:05Z

#europe .country {border:none;}

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Fear CSS Pun - Web developer Joke

2018-07-26T20:52:33Z

Fear - display none - CSS pun.

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Test Engineer - Programming Joke

2018-07-13T23:34:01Z

A test engineer walks into a bar and orders... test1 asdfasdf beertest testtesttest 111111 beer 484.

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Attack Vectors - Programming Joke

2018-06-27T19:05:16Z

Real hacker's attack vectors are normalized.

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RIP IE CSS Pun - Computer Joke

2018-04-22T18:33:28Z

IE CSS Joke: .rip { bottom: -6ft; }

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Winamp Music Player - Computer Joke

2018-04-12T02:00:50Z

Winamp player - it really whips the llama's ass!

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Refreshments - Programming Joke

2018-03-29T23:24:05Z

How do web developers order for refreshments?... They press F5!

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Binary - Computer Joke

2018-03-27T22:08:24Z

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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HTML A Tag - Programming Joke

2018-03-26T19:05:28Z

Why did the web designer drown?... He had too many anchors.

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DOM Floating - Web developer Joke

2018-03-17T17:05:12Z

Why did the web programmer drown?... She didn't know if she should float left or float right.

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Browser Wars 2018 - Web Joke

2018-03-01T19:26:54Z

The fight still goes on in 2018.

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Don Knuth vs Doug McIlroy - Computer Joke

2018-02-21T16:23:39Z

Literate programming vs shell one-liners. Who will win?!

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There's no Place Like Home - Web developer Joke

2018-02-17T10:16:06Z

Home (127.0.0.1) sweet home (127.0.0.1).

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Epic Computer Science Battles - Computer Joke

2018-02-08T09:09:03Z

Donald Knuth and literate programming vs. Douglas McIlroy and UNIX one-liners.

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Full Stack Development - Web developer Joke

2018-01-30T15:06:33Z

Modern Web Development

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Twins - Computer Joke

2018-01-25T22:03:53Z

An SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content.

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Home Sweet Home - Programming Joke

2018-01-24T20:09:45Z

~ sweet ~

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Life - Computer Joke

2018-01-21T20:52:34Z

I had a life once. Now I have a computer.

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Titanic - Computer Joke

2018-01-03T13:35:13Z

#titanic { float: none; }

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Home Sweet Home - Computer Joke

2018-01-02T11:51:00Z

::1 sweet ::1.

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Chips - Computer Joke

2017-12-31T17:03:47Z

How do programmers like their burgers?... With chips.

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Coldness - Computer Joke

2017-12-30T11:53:34Z

Why was the computer cold?... It left its Windows open!

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The Terminator - Computer Joke

2017-12-27T21:42:04Z

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?... Because he still loves Vista, baby!

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Halloween - Computer Joke

2017-12-26T18:32:00Z

What does a computer scientist wear on Halloween?... A bit mask.

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Happy Holidays - Programming Joke

2017-12-23T09:49:33Z

Browserful Christmas and Browserful New Year 2018!

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Dinosaurs - Programming Joke

2017-12-20T18:39:55Z

COBOL programming class.

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Sweet Home - Web Joke

2017-12-18T16:21:54Z

127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1.

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1023MB - Computer Joke

2017-12-16T12:05:42Z

There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had a gig yet.

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Keyboard - Computer Joke

2017-12-08T13:55:17Z

Keyboard not found... Press F1 to continue.

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Sleep - Web Developer Joke

2017-12-07T15:09:57Z

4:04 AM. Sleep not found.

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Hobbit - Programming Joke

2017-12-03T21:36:06Z

What do you call 8 hobbits?... A hobbyte.

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Java - Programming Joke

2017-12-01T18:21:08Z

Knock knock... Who's there?... ... very long pause ... Java!

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Homev6 - Programming Joke

2017-11-30T01:10:59Z

There's no place like ::1.

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Virus - Computer Joke

2017-11-20T21:49:54Z

Why did the computer keep sneezing? ... It had a virus!

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Dates - Programmer Joke

2017-11-19T01:33:04Z

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? ... Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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Daemon - Computer Joke

2017-11-16T16:22:28Z

There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence. (BSD Daemon used with permission.)

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VIM - Computer Joke

2017-11-07T17:14:11Z

How do you generate a random string? ... Put a web designer in front of VIM and tell him to save and exit.

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Table Layout - Web developer Joke

2017-11-06T16:05:09Z

Why did the web developer leave the restaurant? ... Because of the table layout.

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Incognito - Web developer Joke

2017-11-04T16:28:43Z

How do you know when you're really in incognito mode? ... Your browser turns into a Word document.

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Spaghetti - web developer joke

2017-11-02T16:23:17Z

Why did the Italian chef fail his web coding class? ... He wrote spaghetti from scratch.

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Astronomy - Programmer Comic

2017-11-01T14:02:37Z

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

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Full Stack - Programmer Joke

2017-10-27T18:59:55Z

Front end vs. Back end.

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Computers are useless Joke

2017-10-26T18:13:38Z

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

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Computers Joke

2017-10-21T08:08:55Z

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

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Shopping - Programming Joke

2017-10-18T15:55:59Z

Internet Explorer goes shopping. An employee asks, "Do you need help?" Internet Explorer responds, "No. Just browsing."

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Newspaper - Web Developer Joke

2017-10-14T05:46:46Z

We sent a web developer to the store to get The Times newspaper. He came back with The Times New Roman.

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Home - Internet Joke

2017-10-12T01:04:42Z

There's no place like 127.0.0.1.

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Ada Lovelace - Programming Joke

2017-10-10T18:51:01Z

Happy Ada Lovelace day!

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SEO Expert - Web Joke

2017-10-08T19:19:06Z

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, inn, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, beer, alcohol...

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Bathroom - web developer joke

2017-10-06T18:10:43Z

What was the web developer doing in the bathroom? ... Taking a crop.

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Air Conditioners - Computer Joke

2017-10-05T18:06:39Z

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

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Browser History - Computer Joke

2017-10-02T11:08:07Z

An empty Internet browser's history is an automatic admission of guilt.

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Cookie Monster - Web developer joke

2017-09-30T19:56:54Z

Before the Internet, Cookie Monster was the only way to get rid of cookies.

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Java Cafe - Programming Joke

2017-09-28T18:23:20Z

The programmer forgot to update Java, so he went to the coffee shop to get a fresh one.

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Where do you want to go today? - Web Joke

2017-09-27T18:10:39Z

Internet Explorer does a great job of downloading Chrome.

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Hotel - Geek Joke

2017-09-26T11:36:03Z

A web page checked into a hotel. It was given room 404 and was never found since.

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Bar - Geek Joke

2017-09-25T17:51:37Z

While humans have to pay for each drink at the bar, a web browser can just open a tab.

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Comic Sans - Nerd Joke

2017-09-23T19:35:15Z

What did Times New Roman say to Comic Sans? - I hate your type!

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Restaurant - Nerd Joke

2017-09-21T20:35:52Z

A web developer left a restaurant before ordering because he hated the menus. They were fold-outs and he prefers drop-downs.

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Grandmom - Nerd Joke

2017-09-21T04:29:44Z

My grandma never got to experience the Internet. Not because she was too old, but because she used Internet Explorer web browser.

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